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Best-of EasyExpat.com 2018: the worst emails received

20 December, 2018 22:00  EasyExpat EasyExpat

Just before Christmas, and to finish this year, we are publishing for the 8th year the EasyExpat Best-of list for the funniest or most bizarre emails we have received in 2018.

We remind you that EasyExpat is a list of city guides for expatriates, host a public forum for the community and free services such as job listing, classifieds, general articles on expatriation (FAQ), directory of expat websites. Apparently some Internet users did not understand it!

Enjoy.

You will understand that the goal is not to mock but just to relax and take it easy during the festive season.

Of course, spelling mistakes were not corrected but names and personal details have been replaced by XXX, or deleted. The text published is the only and full message received.

If you want to pursue this moment of relaxation and humour, please see our previous best-of:

Worst emails in English

Hi. Some days ago i posted a box to one of my friend from Iran to Brescia.here in iran they controled my box and then packed it again,i have a question,when my box rea reach to italy,in the post office,they will control it again?because i packed it as a present and im worried that what will happen to my pack,do your postmans will recieve my present completely?!

Hello good morning sir and madam,
Myself XXX. I am from Nepal . I want to visit your office. I
am very glad that when you give me appointment to visit in your office. I am
working in Region overseas (p). ltd , Nepal.

Hei,i want apartment rent in Helsinki.until 820€.please sent me offers.

Message:
Hello can i ask about the id card becosse i wait 1 mount from when i apply
and i dont recive noting tiill now. When will be ready if its posible to know
.
No. XXX
Martin XXX
Thank you and have a nice day

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are looking to rent a small studio flat or one bedroom flat in Luxembourg City to use as a flat and as an office at the same time. Could you please let us know if you have flats with these characteristics and send me their description?

Thank you,

Hi this is about a worker you have working with you. Round the beginning of the summer in 2016 I called the post office on Bragg Blvd in Fayetteville Nc  to report some packages that was stolen by my boyfriend. At the time nobody wanted to believe me when I had the photos to prove they had missing packages stolen from him. Well I have found those photos. Who do I send them too, which it still has names & addresses on the box. My thing is I don't wonna be in the mix when things start going wrong, but I still have the pictures so I still proof.

MY INQUIRY WAS NOT RELATIVE TO ENROLLMENT,I AM THE GREAT GRANDSON OF JOHN XXX AND SOFIA XXX,THEIR SON ENRIQUE XXX XXX IS MY GRANDFATHER,I AM TRYING TO DETERMINE IF THEIR IS ANY LINEAGE BETWEEN THEM AND JOAN XXX-XXX-XXX AFTER WHOM THE SCHOOL IS NAMED.CAN YOU ASSIST ME?  ED XXX

good morning,
I am XXX and I have a company in Italy with which I export watches of important brands in Hong Kong.
in order to work better I would need a bank account in hong kong on which to make payments and deposits.
is it possible that I can have this bank account with you?
if yes, can I have information about the conditions and how to do it?
best regards

Dear Sirs,

Pls    note   that   XXX will  call  to your port  for
loadinjg steel cargoies as per attached list (free in)


We  have  intention to arrange surveyor to protect Vsl/Owners interest and perform:
pre-loading cargo condition survey only (to insert remarks on cargo condition to M/R).

Pls check/adv pssblty and money for a/m services on LUMPSUM basis.


Best regards,
XXX / Operations department 

Dear client,
Good day!

I herewith would like to announce a small airfreight for our MV MSC Fabiola. Please clear the goods for import and arrange delivery to the vessel at her Suez Canal transit northbound, ETA 28.03.2018.

Attached please find the related shipping documents.

Invoice reference: XXX

Please confirm accordingly.

Best regards

XXX
- Technical Purchasing -

Dear Manager,

We are a handbags factory, we've heard that your company needs handbag&purse products, hope our factory can be help for your business, I will be very appreciated if you could tell me the contact information of your purchasing director. Thanks so much!!

Best Regards,

Dear Sir/Madam.

I hope you are doing very well.

We have gone through your samples from a business partner and attached is our  Order List. Please do bear in mind that we are very much in  need of this order,quote your competitive prices, also let us know your MOQ,FOB.

Kindly confirm the receipt of the order by return, thank you.

If you can finish on or before 30 days, we will make another order immediately.

Good afternoon,

Thank you for your email.

I regret that we do not provide direct contact details for our
Buyers.

However, I have passed your correspondence onto the relevant
Buying Team for their attention.

Please be advised that due to the high volume of supplier
requests, the Buyers will only respond to you if they are
interested in your product or service.

Thank you for taking the time to contact Harrods.

Kind regards,

XXX
Customer Loyalty Adviser | XXXLtd

Dear Sir,
 
 
Please find attached specification and quote me CIF,CANTON ZURich.
 
Please tell me quantity you can load per Tanker/Ship.
We need this quote as soon as possible. Thank You

Dear Manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for water dispensers and purifiers! We have been specialize in this field for 12 years with good quality and pretty competitive price.

Also we have our own professional designers to meet any of your requriements.

Should you have any questions,call me,let's talk details.

GOOD luck to you and your family!

Good evening!
I am the citizen of European Union! My country would like to cooperate with you. Would you be a piece of kind to employ my citizens in your country? Tell me please with what kind of temporary work you can supply them?
I am looking forward to you quick answering.
With best regards

Dear Manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for water dispensers and purifiers! We have been specialize in this field for 12 years with good quality and pretty competitive price.

Also we have our own professional designers to meet any of your requriements.

Should you have any questions,call me,let's talk details.

GOOD luck to you and your family!

Dear Manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for water dispensers and purifiers! We have been specialize in this field for 12 years with good quality and pretty competitive price.

Also we have our own professional designers to meet any of your requriements.

Should you have any questions,call me,let's talk details.

GOOD luck to you and your family!

Les pires emails en Français

je voudrais savoir si vous pouvez m'aider a publier mon site

bonjour moi XXX  37 ans je suis un  algerien je cherche un travaill

Peggiore e-mail in italiano

Buongiorno, sono registrato all' AIRE li da voi a Copenhagen, ma vorrei rimettere la residenza in Italia per rimpatrio. C'è qualche procedura che devo seguire? Dovete mandarmi qualche documento voi o lo puo fare il comune italiano direttamente?
Vi ringrazio per l'informazione.
XXX

Buongiorno avrei bisogno di un certificato di nulla osta dalla Ambasciata Italiana a Lisbona, per mio figlio che è residente lì dal 2013 ma che attualmente non è in Portogallo.
Potete aiutarmi ?
Il mio cellulare è XXX

   



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