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Best-of EasyExpat.com 2014: the worst emails received

18 December, 2014 14:34  EasyExpat EasyExpat

Just before Christmas, and to finish this year, we are publishing for the 5th year the EasyExpat Best-off list for the funniest or most bizarre emails we have received in 2014.

We remind you that EasyExpat is a list of city guides for expatriates, host a public forum for the community and free services such as job listing, classifieds, general articles on expatriation (FAQ), directory of expat websites. Apparently some Internet users did not understand it!

Enjoy.

You will understand that the goal is not to mock but just to relax and take it easy during the festive season.

Of course, spelling mistakes were not corrected but names and personal details have been replaced by XXX, or deleted.

Worst emails in English

hello,

My name is XXX, i'm a 23 years old  french student in Carcassonne. I am looking for english speaking groups in Carcassonne  to  practice my english and i would like to know if you also organize that type of events in your club but i think i understood it's  mostly a club for english people to get to know each other and to visit the area. I' m just looking for english speaking groups to meet english people about my age, i need to practice my language if i want to become an english teacher later.
If your club is not about that, do you know another one in Carcassonne that corresponds to my search ?

Thank you

Hej.
I am Italian mother togue. I am an Italian Language teacher in Italy. I am moving to Stockholm the 14th March. I can be an Italian mothertogue teacher in your School! Can we fix an appointment?

Sincerely.

Hello,
Looking for a spacious house (300-350 m2) in the center of Vienna or around it.
It is desirable to have it in a cafe or fast food. In this house I want to teach courses in painting, along with other teachers.
Can you make a price offer for rent a photo?

Thank You!

Dear Sir/Madam,
            We are English teachers in Istanbul ,Turkey. We teach at vocational high school in Küçükçekmece.
           As school teachers we would like to join some language learning courses related to ERASMUS + project ,so we would like to get information about your general English for adults course for people from other countries. And we also wonder if you would like to take part in such organization. If you really wonder about our culture,turistic places of Istanbul,Turkish cuisine,our traditional rituals and art crafts, we will welcome you showing our hospitality.
When you accept our proposal,we can write about details soon as we have limited time.
             I will be really thankful if you write back soon.Thank you in advance.

Dear Sir,

We are a major electronics distribution company located in the New York area. We have a full range of all region DVD/blu ray players which will play every DVD from around the world on any TV. Further, we also carry home theaters, multi system LED and more in all major brands. All of our products are 110-220v. We also have a full range of large (major) and small 220 volt appliances. Please forward this email to the person responsible for handling such products for your clients moving overseas

hi i was wondering if it you i contact my important documents have gone missing the english post office said it is still in spain could i have it returned to me cause i am getting married in less than 2 weeks and i need the documents my tracking number is XXX my phone number is XXX and my address is XXX could u please let me no as soon as possible because i cant get married without my documents much appreciated deborah kelly 

Hello.Sorry i need to send one contenair of my fournitures to Los Angeles from south africa. Could you help me for that. If Yes what can i do. I want to send it on september. I need to know the price and the time for the opération. Thank u. Good night

Hi My name is XXX and would like to book a reservation at BOSWELL AVENUE B&B for the 2nd and 3rd of August

we sent parcel # RB003846296PK from Pakistan. but its still cannot delivered Pls advise when it will reached at destination?

Les pires emails en Français

Bonjour,
J'ai vu sur le site "la crèche du chêne" des sujet de crèche de Noël représentent l'Afrique du sud  et je souhaiterai pouvoir m'en procurer en payant bien évidement.
Cordialement
Béatrice XXX

bonjour je suis a paris je cherche un travaille qui y a une travaille rapele mon. 07XXXXX

Bonjour ,
J'ai 65 kilogrammes d'or de 22 carats à laisser en contre-valeur pour acheter un immeuble en Espagne ou en Arabie saoudite si cet échange est possible,veuillez me répondre afin de trouver les voies pour cette transaction.

Email: XXX@yahoo.fr

Joseph XXX Tel : XXX

j'aimerais obtenir un visa travail pour l'étranger comment faire? voici mon contact: +2XXXXX

Achat Dun Chien
bonjour je voulais savoir si vous avez un chien a vendre. je suis a lecoute. mais pas cher.

salut,  suis Camerounais, j'ai 24 ans, sui mécanicien automobile, je veux du travail dans ce secteur au Koweït.  Merci.

Monsieur Madame

J aimerai avoir plus d information sur la destination les taches svp.

Cordialement

chui Algerien et chui ingenieur travaux publics j cherche moi et ma femme trvailler et vivvre ici

Je suis de nationalité burundaise je viens de terminer mes études supérieures mais à cause de l' insécurité qui s'observe partout dans mon pays natal entre le parti au pouvoir et ses opposants, jai un grand honneur de demander l'exil au Mexique.
Espérant une suite favorable à ma demande, veuillez agréer l'expression de mes sentiments les plus distingués.

je suis age de 51 ans , en cas de demunis, je demande de m envoyer un pc portable, un colis de vetements d ete et d hivers, taille 44  adresse. XXX  cité XXX  algerie

Bjr, je pars 7 -8 mois aux Antilles et ma voiture est donc immobilisée,  es-ce que dans ce cas vous vous chargez de la louer, je n ai pas biencompris votre système.
Merce de votre réponse.

Peggiore e-mail in italiano

Ciao avete un agenzia anche in Scozia? ad Aberdeen?

Vorrei sapere il costo di soedizione di un container dall'Italia (da Trento oppure Feltre) in Tanzania.

   



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